Jessica and Doug

Amanda

Amanda Anderson—Matron of Honor, Sister of the Bride: Amanda’s time in Louisiana has given her an inside glimpse of the world of Voodoo and Hoodoo. Her knowledge of these often misunderstood religions have given her the abilities to fight zombies and make a killer gumbo. Really. Don’t eat it.

Bryan

Bryan Gibbons—Best Man: Bryan is an expert in the field of Slaying. Some say he is the heir to Van Helsing’s legacy. Not only is Brian the author of the My Brains, My Battle and From Apocalypse to Zombie: A Zombie Hunter’s Handbook; he’s also starred in such films as Stop Eating My Brains, and the Zombie Files. His contribution to the party is his expertise and experience. When the chips are down, Bryan’s chainsaw is ready to decapitate some vile undead Son of a….

Sara

Sara D’Agostino—Bridesmaid: Jessica and Sara have been best friends for more than twenty years. While some would suggest that this is the result of the bonds of friendship, it’s more likely due to the fact that Sara has incriminating photos of Jessica and a disabled looking dog. More importantly, her tattoos are powerful enchantments that protect her from the undead. Both Jessica and Doug are grateful to have her in the bridal party—no fear of the undead while Sara’s around.

Justin

Justin Owens—Groomsman: A long-time friend of the Groom, Doug and Justin have a solemn pact to destroy the undead—even if that means shooting each other in the head with a sawed off shotgun. You know a guy’s a real pal when he promises to double tap your corpse.

Michelle

Michelle Hogan—Bridesmaid, Sister of the Groom: Michelle is not only Doug’s younger sister, she’s also skilled in the little known art of Celtic exorcisms. Her skill was taught to her by Shaun O’Shaun, the Leprechan—famed for his magical skill and exhibitionism. Her skills include using her psychic connections to felines to stalk famous writers. Neil, please remove the restraining order. Please?

Ken

Kenneth Anderson—Groomsman, Brother of the Bride: Part fighter, part lover, all demon hunter, Ken is the ultimate slaying machine. He’s just as comfortable bashing in the decaying skull of a zombie child as he is kissing his favorite 3 year old good night. He is also a Virgo and enjoys long walks on the beach—armed with a machete, of course.

Ashley

Ashley Shorb—Bridesmaid, : Ashley is both friend and family and is a dynamic contribution to the Zombie Squad. Her womb is her weapon. She is the mother of the new generation of slayers of the evil undead.   More importantly, she can take care of her own children and still battle evil. Ever try slaying a vampire while diapering a baby at the same time? She has. Now that’s talent.

Martin

Martin Kim- Groomsman:  The brides brother from another mother.  And father.  Women want him. Men want to be him.  This ladies man has come all the way from South Korea to kick zombie butt.  Being from Asia, he brings his skills as a mixed martial artist to the Squad.  Don’t let his charismatic, collegeboy nature fool you. This charmer will lure you in… then karate chop your face off!

Marissa

Marissa Thompson—Bridesmaid: More than a cousin; more than a friend. Marissa is a rare relation known as the “cousend.” Her quest for knowledge against the undead has led her around the globe. From America to the unknown reaches of New Zealand, Marissa has seen it all. Her knowledge of the undead is so vast knowledge and so secret, she doesn’t even know she knows it.